warrior Poems

Poem #1

Sports- 

the feeling on the back 

of your necks like when your 

uncles smooch you. it's good to be 

strrong off the court. (but mostly onit.) Also, make good choices

 so you don't 

become a knuckle-b****. dont smoke drugs cos they lower your peformance and make you less lovely and make you less lovely.

Poem #2

Sports (pay attn to the rite side of the words. it's extra packed with clues like that movey "THE MAN WITH THE PRETTY MIND" a funny flix about a guy whos smart....But not really! Just coocoo! it was sad though cos his wife was a killer)

Super fun

Party every time

Old

Rappers (my fav is small john)

Tearful (for hillbills)

Sinful......NOT!! xD

this was a hard battle! the first one was inspiring- #two was very smarty pants though. sike! number two was just a big dumb crew of big dumb words. number one was the clear winner because it told me not to do D**gs and to be bettr at life sports and game spots. in conclusion, i think that dr**s ar bad because they just mess up your game andd make less smiles on babes and then your uncles will HATE YOU.

hi- austin here in th year 2000. I am back from crazycrazyguatemala. (or as the locales say; watemala) A silly county indeed! many of the thugs ther R less than four or five kilmeters tall! What a whoopi! THey were not selfish wiTh there tresure though. they shard it all over the place. im thinking that's y all of them are "Soccer STARZ?" we played too much soccer in the mud (jk, obviosly there is never too much sporties.) But we won. by many Points! 6041!!!!

happy travels!

Danger danger danger!

This bloggie appears to have been Hijacked! Those posts were not made by me! They were made by a foul man, Patrick. Patrick is known for being stinky, and for Hijacking blogs Dont listen to a word this scoundrel says about sports, Austin, or me. The last three posts (before this) were fake! You know what they say....Thats bad sports

today redux.

paul really sucked, but then I found this awesome blog so it made it all better

http://2001asportsodyssey.blogspot.com/

its way cool

Today

paul sucked.

Hey I austin and I paul really suck.

HEY THIS IS AUSTIN AND PAUL AND WE REALLY SUCK AND ARE REALLY LAME AND STUPID AND SUCK AT SPORTS AND PATRICKS BLOG IS WAY COOLER MYSTERY SPORTS THEATER 3000 SO GO CHECK IT OUT BECAUSE IT IS WAY COOLER THAN THIS STUPID BLOG PS. WE REALLY SUCK AT SPORTS. ALOT. AND I AUSTIN HAVE A FAT CRUSH ON CLARE

Super Chivos

So basicly the super chivos r the best team ever. They kick hell balls (soccer balls lol!) Always kickin bals!! Not real ones thoug!! "fut-balls" They r just alwayes kicking zoe gish! In the balls! soccer